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I was right. *bows*
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AMERICAN IDOL: WEEK 3
How odd are the contestants this year. The best vocalists are the social oddities, and this group will make the Top10 of last season look like a gaggle(?) of fashion show models.
The awesome vox of Frenchie's out of the running due to her days in web "modeling". Left in her displacement this week... a group of oddly familiar personalities 'direct from central casting', as AK would say.
"That Guy" was pretty good, but only a little better than you'd expect. Does some gymnastics, AND I *bet* he juggles and even yoyo's frighteningly better than all others.
"ChickThatSangABoringShowtune"... great voice, too bad your song choice sucked my ass.
"PunkyFullFiguredMexicanGirl"... I'll know your name tomorrow, and I expect you'll be back, if only because the others lacked your personality. Weird tho... seems like her personality is 10x better than her voice... and the voice doesn't match the image... hmmmm
"NotMichaelBolton", "IndianGirlWithBoobsAndStonedBrother" and "RandomHawaiianGuy"... I bet people in your bowling alley love it when you sing Karaoke.
"RighteousBrother"... another odd voice... not even sure what to say about it.
"HerculesAKASpecialK"... cool vocal ending to his song... I'm afraid the guy simply isn't that bright, but based upon talent alone, should move on to the next round.
Did I get them all?
America's Idol Image thus far...
Mid-20s hair stylist?
Skinny guy in big brother's clothes?
Big Alabama Boy?
Pre-Law Booty Diva?
and this week?
Possibly "SpecialK"?
Possibly "PunkyFullFiguredMexicanGirl"?
One thing's for sure, our Top 10 will appear like a better representation of the average American this season. Brought to you by... Kool-Aid addictions, deep-fried chicken McNuggets, Funions and Otter-Pops.
peace-
seanrox
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