AMERICAN IDOL: Top 10... Country Rock (Crock)? (mulletman makes his point)
Appears the producers of Idol tapped into the mulletman site and realized sounds of the blues, southern rock and country needed to be heard. Alas, the mulleted-one has, once again, been ripped off by the music industry without notice, nod of head, or pad of pocket. The Mulletman will have the last word... and now onto the show overview...
 Up to me... Least ---> Most favored- Julia... BORING... I barely remember her performing. Like unflavored jello. Boot.
- CoreyClark... best performance yet. Sitting down may help him. Who'd thought it'd be country. Basically the guy has no control in lower registers. Boot'm anyway.
- LilMormonGirl... better with country, but still annoying voice inflections.
- MarineBoy... a little too Garthy and over the Top. I liked him better as a Edwin McCain clone.
- Rickey... BORING song. Great voice. OMG boring. Lucky you didn't suck last week.
- KatyKimberly... BORED me to death. She's hot tho. 2 points.
- Clay... BORING. Slipped down the scale, bud.
- KimberlyLaw... FAB! great voice... she pulled off Bonnie Rait! Dress "more becoming" or you'll get fat demerits from the public.
- Trenyce... Didn't pull off country at all.
- Ruben... Fun-loving fat guy moves up the scale. "Sweet Home Alabama"... heh, notice he barely sang *any* of the actual verses. PC Funny.
Who's going home? Julia... the LilMormon girl stole your boob points this week... remember, she's *18* now.
Idol Producers...MIX IT UP... I'm ready for "DiscoHits".... or maybe "BlackSabbathSonnets", "HairMetalBallads" or "ZappaTributeNight".
Wanna see what Adam thinks about this week?
peace-
seanrox
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