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Tuesday, March 18, 2003


AMERICAN IDOL: Top 11...Trenyce's Boobs, Kelly's Butt, and Corey's lil Blankey.
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UPDATE: Bye BugEyeBoy... Julia, I think you got boobie-points.
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By far the most enjoyable show since the show began. Woohooo. Yet... no real stand-out "kickassmutherfuther." Lemme break it down like I know it be...

  • Ruben ... smoov.
  • Clay ... I'll no longer call you HowdyDoody. Well, sometimes.
  • KatyKimberly mmmmmm..... mediochre... good thing you're hot.
  • KimberlyLaw Looked great, sounded great, great smile. She's the total underdog.
  • Trenyce... boobs... and even without the boobs... looked and sounded awesome.
  • Rickey ... nice guy... not such a "special" performance for such a "special" guy. *wink*
  • MarineBoy ... show up in uniform, you'll need the votes soon.
  • LilMormonGirl more nice boobs. The fake mid-tone voice thing is beginning to bother me. Higher up... she's clear.
  • CoreyClark .. zup with the rag, Linus? Never really liked this guy. I don't get it.
  • BugEyeBoy ... no control. Let him go.
  • Julia ... sorry hon... byeeeeeeeeeeeeee


More about Kelly Clarkson's Butt and Bit O' Boob...
[placeholder for a picture of Kelly's butt]
You see that dress? yeesh. New song is much better than that "Moment Like This" crappy-ass song. Notice... Kelly is donning a tiny diamond nose-ring... she's such a bad-ass. No one in the Top 11 have the vocal energy and uniqueness she has.... except possibly Clay.
    If it were up to seanrox
  1. Clay
  2. Trenyce
  3. Ruben
  4. KatyKimberly
  5. Rickey
  6. KimberlyLaw
  7. MarineBoy
  8. LilMormonGirl
  9. CoreyClark
  10. BugEyeBoy
  11. Julia

Move along... for mo' blogs about this week's idol... click for adam and naphleon.


peace-
seanrox

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