AMERICAN IDOL 2: Scandal at the top 9... and Top 8. WTF! This week was supposed to be the Top 9... but gloriously, Corey Clark was kicked the hell out of the competition before due to his pending felony conviction of 11 millon counts of "aural assault and battery" and generally sucking a lot. Well, that's not the whole truth... something to do with kicking his sister's ass had something to do with it as well. THE SCANDAL. So, that puts us a week ahead of the schedule. Instead of voting an additional contestant off this week as scheduled... the American public was DUPED! Appearently, everyone stays because Corey is the awarded the "kicked-off" person award instead. Next week they'll *combine the votes* from this week to figure out who goes home. Guess they need the show to extend into sweeps. ACTUAL BOTTOM 3. KatyKim. Carmen. KimberlyLaw!?! Well, KimberlyLaw from Tennesee made it through! Whew. She's really great, wake up America. With KimberlyLaw safe, this left us with booting off a set of BlondeBoobs. My take is the show producers wanted to keep both hot blondes in at least a few more weeks. Boobs=ratings. JOHNNY BENCH. The luckiest retard in America knows his days are numbered. Simon semi-clandestinely exposed that. RYAN SEACREST. Been doing a great job, but producers: it's hard to fill an hour of content by yourself. Give him more pre-produced crap to introduce. peace- seanrox